Plea Bargaining
(or what I will do to put off reading about $%#@! hearsay)
Please tell the bacon to stop calling me.
Take away Peanut’s cancer.
Yahoo, get a clue. I said 35-45, and did I mention the hottness?
*whining: Why can’t I have nightmares about a beaver and Abraham Lincoln.
Send me a study partner.
Hell, send me a friend.
Make the voices stop. Forever.
Define hearsay.
Better yet, define the Commerce Clause.
Please keep my dog from going for the jugular while I am sleeping. (See photo.)
